I've had a really intense conversation with someone who lives in Georgia who said they'd be interested in doing things with me if I lived 12 hours closer.

(Rolls a d20) 18. If funds are an issue, have you considered bank robbing?

I never know what to make of people messaging me from what's way too far away. Glad to hear you're doing better though.

There's anti homosexuality verses in the New Testament that they turn to when they get those pesky Jesus sayings thrown at them (Thanks Paul). But none of them have the bite of "They shall be put to death!" so they'll still slip to that Leviticus stuff.

I occasionally consider it but I hate unsolicited dick pics (I still can't see what's attractive about the dick by itself. The people it's attached to sure, but by itself I'm not going to be dropping my pants for it). Is it because I haven't had sex before?

That I can see one of my friends before I go home for the semester. He goes to a different school than me, he's super busy now, and hes bad at responding to text messages. Which might put me a bit on edge because I'm paranoid about people abandoning me without warning.

Peggy Hill: This city should not exist. It is a testament to mankind's arrogance.

As this semester comes to an end, I'm really looking forward to not having to wake up at 6 in the morning on Wednesdays, allowing me to stay up for this.

Best of luck P! Just remember, don't do dangerous things, like jump on giant purple… things.

Yeah, that was a weird jump to cheating. I'm not even sure if the LW even confronted his wife about the lack of blowjobs. What if she forgot about the deal? What if she just wants a renogotiation on frequency before she commits to it? What if the LW should reflect on exactly how much they value blowjobs?

Uh Meth Lab, look over there! (Tries to steal as much optimism as possible from MLS while he's not looking)

I swear to god if I have to read another Neo Nazis anti Semitic shit being referred to as "controversial" I'm going to scream until I lose my voice. Pretending that those fuckers are anything less than scum of the earth is the first step to them getting power. And I don't know if it's possible for me to flee the…

Impeachment has always been a partisan thing, and voting for it has mostly gone along party lines. Im not sure if the writers of the Constitution knew political parties were going to be a thing (Washington warned about them in his farewell address, when they were already starting to form) but parts of the constitution…

I was about to go into "Fuck me" mode for how I nearly blew up a friendship with someone I'm attracted to. But fuck it, I'm angry at politics again.

I've admittedly stayed away from the AV Club for the past few weeks to avoid such disappointments. And there's a lot of people in my life I'm desperately trying to avoid serious conversation with right now because I have suspicions about how some conversations would go down. I'm promising myself I'll work my way up to…

(Reads first letter).

Yes.

I actually think my loss of confidence has made me a better person. I feel like I was an insufferable person back in high school. Having it shoved in my face that I don't know it all has been immensely beneficial to my attitude towards others.

How do I signal to a dude in person that I'm interested in him? We've both discussed things in text quite a bit (there's mutual interest) and I have met with him in person once.

We are? Hot damn!