That part in 8-4 where you had to jump and get Mario to land on a point directly below him was hell to do. Did I say part? I meant plural, parts. I hated it. Especially when you had to do it on a pipe with a fast moving piranha plant that would come up the instant you jumped to the right. Fuck that.

My older brother played Mario, and I played Luigi. I liked to think that Luigi was the older brother because he was taller.

What kind of Simpsons reference is that?

I never liked the Bowser laugh when I was little. So I would only go up to the door to find out how many stars I would need. When the final one opened on me anyway I was just confused. And then I heard that weird music when you try to climb the endless stairs. Strange stuff.

I had Super Mario World for 10 years before I found out about the existence of the Special World. (This was before I had broadband internet). It weirded me out so much. Just a big empty space with levels floating in a vacuum. Really really difficult levels. (Freaking Tubular)

Well when I first played through Super Mario 64, there was a level I had no idea how to get to. I'd see the courtyard full of Boos, but I didn't know what to do about them, they seemed invincible. So one time just running around the courtyard randomly attacking I managed to kill the one guarding the ghost level.

"She's built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro." (Flies away in my restaurant spaceship)

You know for all these "She's a scam artist!" cries, I don't think I've seen anyone who could prove that they were a backer who felt they were scammed.

Shhhh, clickbait now means you disagree with the title of an article. (Nobody actually reads articles anymore)

I've heard it both ways.

Oh it's not Revenge of the Nerds style fucked up. That scene qualifies as rape. (If I remember the rape by deception laws correctly. If I'm wrong on that, I'll still say it's morally wrong)

Okay then. Thank you for the elaboration I guess.

This is off topic, but is your name derived from a song called Workshop of Telescopes?

I thought the reason water was shown was because it showed Max's priorities at the time. There's women in various states of undress, but the most important thing he focuses in on is the water. I thought it was meant to be a subversion of our expectations, which would be to have the camera focus in on the women…

Normally I'd ask if you even read the article, but actually, I'm wondering if you read CineCraft's post.

It's been a while since I've seen it but I always liked having more of the Emperor around. ("Let the hate flow through you.")

Well it's certainly not a masterful tweet by Patton Oswalt.

(Reads the edit). Mediocre!

Didn't you have to click on the article to make this comment? And people can only see this comment if they clicked on the article too? (Also apparently you made a new account just for this comment. That's a great use of time. You should rally against the AV Club by clicking on all their articles and warn us of the…

Neat. I'll give it a shot when I have time again. The level with the P-switches was pretty well done too. Especially the ending. Unexpected but intuitive. I'm glad to see that Gamelogical members are coming up with creative ideas. So far my best idea was "What if you can have Lakitus throw chain chomps?" (Answer: Yes.…