Whoa! Nelly ain't THAT kind of birthday party boy. He ain't going all "Less Than Zero" on us, yet.

Couldn't we just hire Nelly to sing at our birthday parties? Tips alone would cover the 2.4 millies.

But only if they are re-enacted by actual Jackson Hole, WY residents.

You, ummm, gotta webcam for that? I got some prop money if you want it maybe a reprint of the constitution, gnomes, "50 Shades of Grey" paperback.

You been watching them hand-expression videos on YouTube too?

A rare time when my personal surfing life syncs with A.V. Club for a synergistic event horizon. Next, A.V. Club peers into my porn browsing and discovers we are not so different after all.

So, better than anything fDrake has released.

Hey, Redman said we could come over to his crib and use his Playstation. You got anything going on later?

Is this method acting?

Look like extras from a "Whale" video…..(the deepest 90's reference I could pull out me arse today)

Great, a Godzilla built like every Crossfit Chick I know. Great.

I grew up in a town called 'Fort God' in Arkansas. I know for a FACT that Methodist are NOT Christians anyways. Them and their women preachers.

That is a little harsh for Jared…don't you think?

Guiteau sound rather modern to me. I could totally see this spunky nut job ending up as a presidential candidate in 2016. Good thing we don't have guys like him actually running for president now. Whew…

What we all really want to know is if this latest cut from Bon Iver is suitable to listen too while you perform your meth lab shenanigans.

Couldn't they do this…but maybe with vaginas?

So, basically, legit drinking then. The type of drinking that truly inspires one to get up get out and get something.

Is this "small community college" drinking or "went to college I can't really afford" drinking?

If there were an artificial orange flavoring to develop AI, it would be Tang. Tang is more real to me than real oranges. Cool part is you can now buy Tang in those Mio-style tiny squirt bottles and it is sooooo good.

Hi-C has no pretense of containing anything related to actual oranges and I admire it for that. Sunny-D is trying so hard to be the "cool oj" and it fails so hard. Sunny-D is the orange equivalent of your Mom who raps to Tupac.