This character exists in my real life. She thinks she so witty and clever….but she's just an abusive dick who THEN turns around and uses her abusive dick status to try and gain sympathy…so she can continue to be an abusive dick. There really are horrible young women in this world.

More disturbing to me is that we've never seen Godzilla's penis…or Gadzooky's for that matter.

Crip 'Zilla

Oh, and I think President Obama should look like that pic in every press conference from now until his successor comes along. Let's make the "Bathroom Law" Republicans REALLY pissed off.

Yeah, but his kids will grow up well-adjusted and rich…so, what you got Bible Boy.

Ellinor Miranda Salome Olovsdotte looks soooooooo much like young Diane Lane in the "One More" video.

Seriously? You wear man-panties if you think Apple Cinnamon Cheerios>Honey Nut Cheerios>Cheerios.

DCLS

DazCon LowStan

Dazed Confused Low Standards

Yup, got him some right-side heart failure going on. Moon face is what took Rick James out. Watch out Mark Hammil!

Actually, monkeys really are good at concepting shit.

I heard "Come as You Are" today on a video game trailer…cue drawn-out lyrics with slow-mo action cuts. And I swear it's always the same girl singing all these songs.

What's worse than the lone piano key is when the trailer features an iconic song, say "Come as You Are", where the singer sings they lyrics sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowly.

Seriously, are you KIDDING me!

Wasn't there another guy that sounded like Mika that sang songs about Fat Bottomed Girls too?

Yeah, he's in the background when the Federales are at the table. All we got left is Willie and Christopherson.

Have to say Merle and Willie's version of Poncho and Lefty is maybe one of the best story-songs ever in country music. Townes Van Zandt had to have been proud of that.

Would you lower your winky into that gaping cock pocket of his?

I wish there had been a "50 Shade of Kreh". Lefty was ALWAYS right.