That's deep, man.

I am Melissa McCarthy's sense of porn.

Very Grace Jones-ish….that's not a bad thing.

I live in Arkansas…and I know people who already try to live this way. There really ARE compounds of families in the Ouachitas and the Ozarks here. LOTS of Sovereign Rights believers too.

A younger Eddie Izzard could have done a fine job, perhaps.

Please…your dog was totally asking for it. The slut.

This thread wants me to watch "Colors" again…

Will this video make me pregnant…..I'm a guy.

Stop it! Now! Great, now all the BREW DOGS in town will be sporting beard nets at the next Beer Knurd Competition. Damn you!

My kind of people.

Cloons…The French…A single tear from a Cloon eye…

They will probably troll everyone and just play "Chinese Democracy" from start to finish.

I just read that in the voice of Carl from "Aqua Teen Hunger Force".

Ghost…he could BUY the ALIVE Nicholas Cage for Christmas.

But if people of color WERE in this movie then we'd all be saying they should be picked for better roles and not wasting their acting talent in such a movie. People of color just can't get a break.

Somehow, I know we are all ending up at Subway after this thread is over.

Afraid not…I think there might be a lawsuit from the makers of PoTAYto coming soon. Hide your cash "Tay-Swi"

Well, maybe she should change her name to "Randy Dick" or "Tay-Jo"….I like that "Sam Tay-Jo"

An origin story on name-hyphenation is long overdue. I'd suspect it might star Anne Hathaway.

I know. That's why I'm so confused.