You guys is all lost. Fappington is over THERE.

You develop an aura and will be visited by Herve Villechaize who will grant an all-inclusive fantasy vacation.

The Forrest inside Gump

Have you been to Oklahoma? There was a rock group from there called "The Flaming Lips". Not sure is they are a garage band though.

Oklahoma has a Vape Shop in every abandoned parking lot….no, seriously, take a drive through the Toll-Road State. You will see.

Slow your roll(s) Mr. Haney…

I wish I could cover Taylor Swift…………………………………………..

Cats can't be considered realistic life-partners…

So, you really know how to use the 'DEWEY' Decimal System…heh, heh.

Yeah, if they wanted to show diversity they should have TOTALLY had a rich black supermodel on stage to go with all those BLACK phones.

Read it as Teen-Bating Single Cam Comedy

Deconstruction>>>>Ritual De Lo Habitual

For a moment I thought Chris Harris of "Chris Harris on Cars" fame had fallen on hard times…

No one's interviewed Pedo Bear for his thoughts?

Quiznos…they're just into beastiality.

You sure you weren't at a Flaming Lips presentation?

Well, that's one thing England has going for it…

I think I developed a weird allergy just LISTENING to that monologue! They should screen this movie in Whole Foods parking lots and serve craft beer. The projector will be powered by several Toyota Prius.

Anti-Tron

Or New Olean!!!!