"We tease him a lot cuz we got him on the spot…welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaaaaack"

I thought 'Chappie' was a term for people who mastrubate?

Oh, like a modern Grace Kelly?

"There's no telling what you will do with that hot little mouse of yours…"

Don't talk about your Mom like that.

This isn't the Liz Phair biopic?

Simpsons World>Skynet

"Not on MY Sasquatch"

Hey, I'll take that nipple if you don't want it.

And no one has a phone….damn

Crazy thing is…she has enough money to buy every rapper alive except for Dr. Dre.

Haz videoz of adorbz kittenz?

Hail Hydra!

I could never properly say her name so I just refer to her as Melissa Wondermuff.

Color Me Bad

Just ONE movie WITHOUT pesky humans…and now we will all be pervs lusting after Marky Mark's hot daughter.

Just ONE movie WITHOUT pesky humans…and now we will all be pervs lusting after Marky Mark's hot daughter.

Don't talk about my Moms, yo.

I'll wait for Google Contacts

Your child will do well in the Department of Corrections.