On the one hand, it’s Ohio State, so fuck ‘em. There is no other hand.

I’m single, I cannot make the whole pack for one meal. And they don’t make smaller packs. So, when people like me open a pack up, the clock starts ticking “shit, do i have to make breakfast bacon the next 4 days to finish this pack before it goes bad?” It’s not fun, and bacon will end up in the garbage.

The NBA should honestly be embarrassed by this season and postseason. This is what happens when a culture of super teams is established. I know a lot of that started with players wanting to team up (Celtics Big 3, Lebron with the Heat and Cavs) but the league didn’t do anything to stop it, you could even go so far as…

Ya, I agree it sucks that the Sonics moved (I hate it when any team, especially one with a long legacy, is relocated).

Just-retired Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo will be sitting on the Dallas Mavericks’ bench tonight, in full uniform

I get what you’re saying but the answer to your question is still Oklahoma State fans.

What’s your halfcourt form look like?

bnaned

But I bet it’s Magikally delicious.

Maybe the next article will teach all of us how to use a bidet.

I’ve never truly understood exactly how to use a bidet and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

Could be worse. I mean, blood clots aren't as devastating as the comet that wiped out the rest of his family sixty five million years ago.

Have we reached peak shit posting on Deadspin with this trash article?

There are no ties. Ties are for cowards.