I mean if you believe it was intentional then that should be an automatic ejection, but they clearly recognized it as an accident...so what’s the foul?

Shit, the War on Christmas is real

You’re comparing raping someone to flipping the bird.

Interested to see how the hype machine dills with his loss.

Almost as troubling, why is Hey in cursive?

I was on Jeopardy about 10 years ago. He’s short and too tan and wears sleeveless shirts to eat lunch. Real fucking jabroni.

MVP! MVP!

He got all huffy.

Wait a minute...I can’t quite make it out from the screenshots, but are they playing the Giants?

Honest question, in situations like this why can’t they just reverse the result of the game? OK State legitimately won the game, why can’t they just say the last play never happened?

Tulsa got enough votes? Is Elon next?

I have small quibbles with these rankings, but they are basically correct. The main error most Pop Tart eaters make is not recognizing that, generally, non-frosted Pop Tarts are far superior to frosted Pop Tarts. All frosted Pop Tarts taste like basically the same thing—pure sugar—which is an okay thing, but something…

Mongolian Beef

more like fart briles!!!!!!!11!!!!

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

Did they ever find out if the girl was real? My money is on “No”.

HE DIDN’T FALL GOD DAMMIT WHY DID YOU EVEN POST THIS

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

He might not get traded.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.