You seem to carry a lot of personal animus towards furries with you. What's the deal with that?

"I understand that it's sick and it's wrong."

Yes sir, Van Halen.

Bad Religion - The Handshake
Van Halen - Ice Cream Man
Tom Waits - Cemetery Polka
Morrissey - Every Day Is Like Sunday
Depeche Mode - People Are People
Andrew WK - I Get Wet
Motorhead - I'm So Bad Baby I Don't Care
Metallica - Eye Of The Beholder
Paul Hardcastle - 19
Anthrax - Keep It In The Family
The Charlie Daniels Band -…

GO TO HELL, FROG! WE LIKE OUR 10 DAYS OF VACATION A YEAR JUST FINE!

A McGriddle with egg or GTFO.

I AM HAMM!

I never got the chance to read a review of it in those magazines, probably because my doctor's waiting room only has magazines that are at least six months old. There is a shit-ton of home and garden and modern fitness stuff though. That shit is TIMELESS, doncha know.

Middle-Aged Man!

What is it?

At The Mountains Of Madness! Please Lord Cthulu, make it so!

"You are a big man! A BIG MAN!"

Yes, but do they have "The Secret of the Homophone Diamond"?

Motherfucking KARE, Minnesota's NBC affiliate. So Hannibal was cancelled. So they said they'd air all the remaining episodes. Motherfucking KARE decides to pre-empt the new Hannibal in favor of a lame-ass local production featuring a local reporter and his lame ass human interest stories. Ooooohhh, wow, a small-town…

Who do you think you are, some kind of Space Pope?

The Posies - I Guess You're Right
Tom Waits - Frank's Wild Years
Weird Al Yankovic - Since You've Been Gone
Beastie Boys - The Sounds Of Science
Huey Lewis and the News - Do You Believe In Love?
The Slackers - Peculiar
Spiritualized - I Think I'm In Love
Uncle Tupelo - Life Worth Living
NOFX - Anarchy Camp
Cracker - Can I Take…

I never knew much about Harris except that he played Harris the stoner Animal Control worker on Parks and Rec. I liked that he was one of those characters on the show who just popped up here and there, like when he suggested a topless park be built by the city.

I think Sportin a Woody popped up on my shuffle maybe 3-4 months ago.

Of course they don't have a Spanish speaking version. They'd have to cover soccer then.

Dangerous Toys - Teas'n, Pleas'n
Hank Williams - KawLiga
Oingo Boingo - Only A Lad
The Offspring - Why Don't You Get A Job
Sonic Youth - Bull In The Heather
Duran Duran - Girls On Film
Aerosmith (Live With Orchestra) - Dream On
Danzig - Snakes Of Christ
The Doors - Love Her Madly
Rosetta Stone - 96.6 Before Dawn
Queen - Headlong
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