Hey Dad…..

Shit, CK knows five separate Power Words and uses Charm Person on a regular basis. How the fuck do you think he got his show?

Fun story: One of my best friends has twin dogs named Barkley and Rufus. I cannot keep myself from calling the Barkley dog Muttley. She never gets the joke.

Waits must have an affinity for Minneapolis, he's got at least two songs about it (Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minneapolis, 9th and Hennepin).

That's a great story. I loved Savatage back in high school. For those who don't know Savatage, you might recognize the band they turned into after Chris died - Transiberian Orchestra. My brother and sister-in-law go to one of their holiday shows every year.

The year I saw HORDE Primus was the penultimate band before Blues Traveler and the sad thing is that the exodus after Primus wasn't that big. Morphine was also playing that year, and the highlight for me happened early that afternoon, when Morphine and Primus played together (as in, played as one band). I never knew I…

Colonel, we need you to sign these forms.

And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway? Bunnies, bunnies, must be bunnies!

IPAs are horrible - too much hoppy flavor for me. Give me a 30-pack of Pennsylvania Style Lager any day (only $12.99 a 30-pack!)! That's less than 50 cents a beer! Let's see you get IPAs for that price.

I never seen you before either.

He'll be lucky if he has any bones left.

Forget Flo. I'd much rather meet that British gecko I keep seeing. Though Flo is far preferable to that smarmy, punk-ass Progressive box. That guy needs a few punches to the dick, stat.

Well to be fair, that works for just about anything.

I have Jubilee's first appearance in Uncanny X-Men 245, when I thought she was a lesbian because she was crushing on the X-Ladies so freaking hard.

As opposed to reading it themselves, I presume.

I too went to Protestant schools from the third grade until college. And you know, maybe it's just the specific schools, but they taught science that was basically fact based (with the exception of being taught that the Earth was only 6000 years old) although sex-ed was kind of hilariously sparse (one class period,…

I just thought she was clubbing and doing cocaine in the bathroom. Maybe I missed something too.

Cherry Poppin' Daddies - The Ding Dong Daddy of the D-Car Line
Tom Waits - Whistling Past the Graveyard
The Descendants - Everything Sucks
Christina Aguilera - Candyman
Beauty and the Beast Soundtrack - Gaston
Mad Caddies - S.O.S
Bad Religion - Nothing To Dismay
Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy
Janet Jackson - If
Wesley Willis…

Y'all want some syrup?

Though I will say that Harper Rose did some pretty goddamn swift thinking on her feet when she inserted herself as the mediator between Ray, Reese, Frankie and the dude who ended up being caught on the Brooklyn Bridge. Grudging respect, y'all.