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I'm 40 years old and have been listening to them since I was 20, I never get tired of listening to them.

No sarcasm, I just thought it was odd she would say that, since it seems she talks about that a LOT.

I think Gramma was made into a episode of Amazing Stories way back when. It was pretty creepy, especially for the early 80s.

I don't read every article Esposito writes on here, but is she being sarcastic about never talking about her sexuality/being a lesbian? Because it seems like that's all she ever writes about.

I thought Ghost Rider 2099 was a pretty inventive take, but then again, I only read like the first twelve issues.

You're kidding me. That is some awesome myopia right there.

The sexy outfit she was wearing under Boo!-Ghost. Boy howdy!

Ozzy Osbourne - Hellraiser
Billy Ocean - Caribbean Queen
Beastie Boys - Hey Ladies
16 Horsepower - Hang My Teeth On Your Door
Pantera - Fucking Hostile
Morphine - Super Sex
Rasputina - Barracuda
Eminem - Rain Man
Semisonic - FNT
Pearl Jam - Dirty Frank
Bad Religion - Hooray For Me (And Fuck You)
Toots and the Maytals - Take Me

Kix's Don't Close Your Eyes is yet another prime example of the early/mid 90s phenomenon of people thinking any slow song played by a metal/hair metal must be a ballad, Um, no. Listen to the lyrics too, folks. Stone Temple Pilot's "Plush" is another good example of this.

'Cause my baby broke all the rules!

Or Runcle Caleb. You know, Rapey Uncle Caleb.

I like Emma, so it infuriates me that Norman is likely kidding himself/treating her with pity the way he deals with her. The look on her face as Norman agrees to drive Ahnnika to the restaurant while dismissing her exactly like she was just an employee was kinda heartbreaking.

I think you misunderstood what I meant by Bendering Time?

Hey HEY!

That's Image. Though Magnus: Robot Fighter did have an adorable little man purse. Archer too, for that matter.

Yes. I bought every damn one of those issues (there were four, I think; black, white, silver and I want to say green). The most vivid thing i remember about it was that Solar and some woman from Image wearing a skintight silver bodysuit…I dunno….fought? Had interdimensional sex? Destroyed the universe and then created

Amen on the 90s overprinting. I was an early enough reader of Valiant that I got a lot of their #1s (Archer and Armstrong, Rai, etc.) and not one of them damn things is worth more than a fiver. Pretty good stories, though. I even quote Archer and Armstrong more regularly than I would have thought.

Your science seems firmly rooted in logic. Too bad you hu-mans are rarely ruled by logic.

Come now people - as in so many other areas of life, The Matrix has shown us the way. I think it said something like 4 men and 9 women. Enough to create Zion, at least.

I was given to understand that healthy turds shouldn't float.