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I've only read 14 of them, and of course those were the 14 best on the list (Orwell, Machiavelli, Sun Tzu, etc.)

The Little Prince I didn't read until college, foisted on me by my then girlfriend. I still think it's a great book.

Liked for the Johnny Cash reference there. Made me want to grab my submachine.

Coven sucked because the whole season, all the characters, had a get out of death free card. I love me some Lily Rabe, but COME ON.

Freaks
The Fly
Eraserhead
Theater of Blood
Night of the Hunter
Dead Alive
It's Alive
They Live
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
Hellraiser
The Orphanage
Black Christmas
[Rec]
The Beyond
Martyrs
Videodrome
The Mist
The Descent
Let's Scare Jessica to Death
Any of George Romero's Living Dead series (maybe not Land of the Dead, though)
The

Madness already did that song, Elrond.

Reverend Horton Heat - Eat Steak
Levi Stubbs (Little Shop of Horrors Soundtrack) - Mean Green Mother From Outer Space
James Brown - Hot Pants Pt 1
Motorhead - Iron Fist
Madness - One Step Beyond
House of Pain - Jump Around
Dick Dale and the Del-tones - Night Rider
Geto Boys - Die Mother Fucker!!!

The majority of messages I send to my friends include the phrase "suck it" at some point.

Did they ever have a Malkavian on that show? Malkavians were the shit in my book.

- Ichabod goes to an amusement park
- Ichabod visits a child beauty pageant
- Ichabod meets Justin Bieber
- Ichabod gets some hibachi food

Wasn't that the one based on the White Wolf games? I actually enjoyed that for all of the three or so episodes that were aired.

Cash Rules Everything Around Me

Yeah…I'm not the world's biggest L7 fan, but they know how to rock and Hanging on the Telephone is a pretty great cover.

Batman got up and knocked me to the floor. So I got up and knocked him to the floor. He was being such a jagoff.

Welcome aboard, sir!

I think every show would benefit from having only women on them. As long as they wear bikinis or some such skimpy outfits.

Meat Beat Manifesto was ahead of their time.

Skeet skeet skeet!

Beck - Sissyneck
The Supersuckers - Dead Homiez
The Monkees - Gonna Buy Me a Dog
Whitesnake - Still of the Night
Jurassic 5 - Monkey Bars
Queen - Radio Ga Ga
L7 - Hanging on the Telephone
Depeche Mode - Strange Love

Yay Morphine!