Oh come on, you can't deny that these reviews are entertaining enough to be worth the pain of watching.

Guys, guys! And girls! I think we're all missing the point here! Which is that Zoe Quinn sounds like an awful girlfriend.

Torchwood used to be cool. Remember Children of Earth? Now there was a miniseries that wouldn't even think of slashing someone's tires, it was too busy killing off beloved characters to bother.

Heh. Kreblachistan. Is that where Zoidberg goes to fight for his true love?

What with the pudding, the end of a spring and what not, Lenny's eye seems overly sensitive.

If Tom Cruise can find work as an action star, so can Enver. He's better looking than Cruise and I can't imagine he's shorter than him.

Hey, she had her head twisted around and still lived in Torchwood: Miracle Day! That's…….something.

I'd love to see Rasputina live, you're so lucky! I have their live album where they do covers of Barracuda and Zeppelin's Rock and Roll, and I just love it. I can just imagine what they'd do with Baby Got Back!

Girl Talk - Minute By Minute
Neko Case - The Tigers Have Spoken
Abba - Mama Mia
The Replacements - Waitress In The Sky
Rasputina - Momma Was An Opium Smoker
The Allentons - Pyramid 5
Flogging Molly - What's Left of the Flag
Brother Ali - Bitchslap
Bob Dylan - Subterranean Homesick Blues

Asylum is worth it overall, but it is pretty relentlessly gloomy for stretches. But it is perhaps the most batshit season of AHS at the same time. The aforementioned Murder Santa (played by Ian McShane, natch), the return of Ann Frank, miracle aliens, a pinhead ghost, mutants, demon possessed nuns, not one but two…

I want to talk about the Minnesota State Fair!

Ohmigod, he's back everyone?

Really cutting down, you guys. Only got 18 wings for Wing Wednesday!

Great Lakes Avengers. Squirrel Girl is the next Rocket Raccoon/Groot

The one and true Horseman.

AC/DC - Have A Drink On Me
Toad the Wet Sprocket - Good Intentions
Lords of Acid - Show Me Your Pussy
Ween - The Mollusk
Mr. Lif - I Phantom
Dr. Octagon - Q-Bert Gets Busy
NOFX - Bleeding Heart Disease
Save Ferris - Superspy

As Lupin says, Sabbath and Special at their best.

(loud raspberry, flips Pegg the bird)

(cell phone rings)

The song with Dawn and Sweet is just so slinky, winky and evocative; there's a total maiden & faun thing happening there. And the dancer who played Sweet gave me my favorite performance of dancing since, I dunno, Singin' In the Rain.