I agree with Phil - it's still mighty unnerving.

The Machine going public opens a whole can of worms that I thought wouldn't be opened until at least next season. I suppose with the government denials some people won't believe it, but anyone with any direct experience with authority will no doubt accept it at face value.

I'm sure there are worse epitaphs, but none are springing immediately to mind.

I actually was offered the chance at a three-way two separate times (one with Girl A and Girl B, one with Girl B and Girl C) and I messed it up both times. The first time, Girl A was my girlfriend and Girl B was the girl I cheated on her with (long story, some extenuating circumstances). Apparently they had planned it…

Hot Rod is the only worthwhile thing Samberg's done. And even that is partially because of the inspired use of Europe on the soundtrack.

Not true. One of my best friends loves this show wholeheartedly, and will be sad that he missed the last episodes. I watched the pilot on his say-so, and stopped after that. I'll do almost anything for my friends, but I'm not a masochist OR a saint.

You and me both, buddy.

That sounds terrifying. I forgot that they had a lot of young fans around that time. It's weird that Green Day was your roughest show, though. What other kinds of shows have you gone to?

I don't know…it's possible he could be gay, but personally, I think it takes a real man secure in his heterosexuality to be able to pull off both Wolverine and Jean Valjean. There are lots of straight guys who love singing and musicals; you don't have to be gay to do so.

I've never seen them live, unfortunately. They sound like a blast to see. But if Tre does sing that, that just makes it more awesome and fitting, considering the subject matter.

Good point!

I guess you must just dislike things that are catchy, fun and awesome.

Oh yeah, did I mention
I was all by myself?

I don't know, but Norman passing up Emma for that tramp Cody just infuriates me.

Just dropped in
To see what Situation my Situation was in

Whaddaya mean, not as many big names? Didn't you read, they got Weird Al Fucking Yankovic this year! The only episode I'm guaranteed to watch!

Well shit, why haven't I been a black bear for the last 15 years, then?

I know it's sacrilegious to cast aspersions on Nolan's wardrobe or fashion sense, but his floral print jacket was the first time I found myself watching Revenge and grimacing, "Too far, man, too much you took too much."

I was just surprised by how easily Daniel convinced Charlotte, who has generally liked and sympathized Emily, to turn on her.

This is one of my best friend's favorite movies of all time. I've still never seen it and I really feel like I should. It looks like a lot of fun. And yes, Dead Alive is one of my favorite movies, so it's doubly necessary.