“Ey, my man, you like REAL hip-hop?”
-AJ McCarron outside a gas station

Homie looks like he should be selling Spectrum subscriptions

Why is that fat Steelers fan wearing Bengals gear?

Who wouldn’t want to pour $15million a year on this?

One of the reasons why I left the profession (I was in print, not TV, for what it’s worth, so at least my shame wasn’t caught on camera) was because I just came to loathe the inhumane ways in which my bosses expected me to treat people. Here’s a prime example: We got a report into the office late one night about a…

The reporters are sleeping too well. Better add a titan outside their window.

Kyrie Iriving’s laughter could be heard echoing off the great ice walls at the edge of all things.

Hmmm....

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

They are going to absolutely shit their pants with ecstasy if they ever go to a Neil Diamond concert.

(he was the milwaukee county sheriff, not the city of milwaukee police chief)

WCW/nWo Revenge

Most Wisconsin comment ever.

He needs to eventually totally shave his head. The peach fuzz isn’t a good look> I made the leap and never looked back.

Two phony rocket attacks in one week.

This actually reminds me of a funny jaguar joke:

Deadspin Would Attack The Patriots If They Were Socialist is some high-grade Kinja

I’m not buying this statement. I don’t see Belichick’s signature or Brady’s paw print on it.

DDP yoga, man.