After five games you should have a good idea whether or not this game is for you. It’s not like the word “Uncharted” is hiding in small print.

Small correction, easy mistake to make, tiny thing, completely understandable:

He can read his name and shit.

Because son, their very existence is an affront to our beliefs. if we let them live they’ll start crossing our borders illegally and saving our princesses for less wages than us. then they’ll bring their culture, changing neighborhoods, not even speak our language. No son, we cannot let that happen. Get my Fire Rod

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So much for the tolerant cleft

One of the higher-ups at Monolith is married to my cousin.

Dude, you used the phrase ‘social just warrior’ and started a sentence with “I’m not racist.”

On one hand, maybe the Lions decades upon decades of persistent futility and mismanagement in the face of salary caps and parity could all just be a sham and it’s really Megatron’s laziness and shitty play (and Barry Sanders’ before him) that has doomed the Lions. Maybe you’re right.

holy shit! You can buy dogs that bite Lena Dunham? Sign me up.

I bet Hayward is just thrilled he doesn’t have to deal with any of this nonsense in Boston, where the only thing they burn is crosses.

Little do we all know, MacGregor has spent the last 8 years developing a resistance to iocane powder.

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

His finishing move is “The Safe Space” in which he runs his opponent over from inside his Prius.

This is FFVI. AKA the best Final Fantasy.

Oh sure, now they want Kaepernick to get down on his knees.

Onion rings > french fries.

What I really loved in Wonder Woman was Diana running around as a kid and greeting people in such a way that it gave me a wonderful sense that the entire island was raising her communally.
Getting a feeling like that within the first 10 mins of the film really sold me on the emotional strength of the film.
Like she…

Conservatives may be quiet, but their tweets speak volumes.