12 years ago, I could have played the game and felt some emotion. After becoming a parent, I can’t even think of playing the game. Hell I can barely read anything about it.

I’m pretty sure plenty of games have proved by now that you don’t have to roam around shooting bandits to be considered a ‘game’... It’s about time we get past this laughable gatekeeping attitude so many players have.

It’s not attaching higher meaning, it’s just... disrespectful and tacky to what should have been a sincere moment. You don’t bookend someone giving a eulogy with trumpets and balloons, ya know?

I sure as hell ain’t choosing Clementine to die.

Yes. You are the Only One. The Chosen One has revealed himself. Congratulations on your supernatural imperviousness to tacky presentation choices. With your powers of glib dismissal, the forces of good taste will lay in wastes in your wake. Only You, acme64, can save us from thinking this moment could have been…

Says the guy going into every fight with these guns:

I keep starting other games and then as I’m playing them I think, this is not Witcher 3. Why am I playing this when I could be playing Witcher 3? And then I switch to playing Witcher 3 instead.

This is literally the least important thing governments need to get involved with.

How do you do, fellow cheaters?

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

Jason. This review is phenomenal. One of the best things Kotaku has ever done. *slow clap*

At a certain point in reading this I stopped considering whether I’m putting down money and just got engrossed in a moving and emotionally vivid review. That was great.

So Donald Trump, the guy who had all of his own branded products made outside of the United States by cheap foreign labor is the guy who really cares about the plight of the poor factory workers in Indiana?

the misinformation is strong here.

Paying $100 to not get a job with the Browns seems totally worth it.

Its really odd considering all their other siblings are named George Foreman.

but lots of decent human beings did

You Shitti Farty Dirty Nasty Jude Bitch!

Awww, that’s adorable! Congratulations to the new... power couple!

I have great mammaries of Emmitt. He was a bacon of light.