I don’t think you know what “surreal” means.

“How’s that swampy drainy thing goin’?”

You should see the offspring, Treebeard Weinstein.

Is there an (R) or a (D) next to their name?

His fingers look like Bob Evans sausage links.

Mark the day the word “Hero” was rendered meaningless. 10/8/17

Here’s your chance to coin “Porging” as some horrifying sex act in the Urban Dictionary.

Even stranger, Norwegian black metal outfit, “Christ Fucker” was the opening act.

“My screwing your best friend isn’t the issue here, what’s REALLY despicable is you following me with a camera!”

Hmmm, does this cover Sharia Law?

Whedon assaulted women?

While I can’t wait for a review of Same Kind of Different as Me, what the hell happened to Kinnear?

Cross fingers for the sequel, Neonstorm.

They should have known Destro would hack into it.

He spends too much time selling snake oil to not be self-aware.

Also known by it’s working title, “CHARLES!!!”.

Let’s wait until we know his political affiliation. Democrat = Terrorist / Republican = Mentally Unstable Lone Wolf

You came first, eh?

Looks like he had one too many “Leap into an Open Grave” the night before.

I wonder if his sister has a story about the cast of Slacker showing up at her sweet 16 party and giving her an autographed Ed Hall bootleg?