Three cheers for ludicrous hyperbole.

Sounds like you’re projecting your cynicism.

What he doesn’t say is those towels will be one of the new currencies post WW3. Clayton’s playing the long game.

He’ll float to Bosley Hair Restoration.

I recently finished my first children’s book titled, “The Boy Who Cried Misogyny”. I’d love to get a Doctor Unknown pull quote. Where do I send the galley?

It was always a win/win for Megyn. If she failed, she could crawl back to Fox and blame “The Liberal Media” for her failure. (an aside, “Megyn” is always underlined as a spelling error, as it should be.)

Well those snazzy vests don’t pay for themselves.

Easy there. Someone made this joke the other day and was blasted for being a racist from someone who wandered over from Jezebel.

“Uh, Pope, can ya bless my gum?”

I read the headline and think, ‘It HAS to be that sentient smirk Watters.”.

Disastrous to UK fans of sexual harassment, too.

I remember the criticism of her in that season 2 scene, and thought the director should be blamed before her.

In a perfect world, the theif would have knocked him out with a mallet and absconded with the Whack A Mole blueprints.

I smell the next Spike Jonze film.

He doesn’t truly become Batman until he first throws a Bat-a-rang.

“Sure he’s back, but this late in the show? Lynch is still a troll.” -same dummies

The ghost of Owsley Stanley.

St. Peter -”So, did Spielberg really direct Poltergeist or what?”

If you listen, there’s no bass in her voice!

If you haven’t yet, check out “The Brad Dukes Show” (soundcloud) He wrote the TP oral history book, “Reflections” and has guests like Mark Frost, Charlotte Stewart, David Patrick Kelly.