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They’re another genre of movie, like rom-coms. They’re not going away.

There’s an option to turn off auto-correct I think. I used to use it because Apple did not recognise Irish slang. It still doesn’t really, but at least it tries.

Both are terrible and should be banished from the internet forever as penance.

Eh, I’ve seen a lot of French women who wear a tonne of makeup so it seems kind of like a contradictory statement.

Because it’s stupid.

Hahaha Ash is the best

Hi Tim. I actually spoke with you briefly the other day during the livestream. I live across the bridge from you guys and am so happy to have your company representing the Bay Area. It means a lot to see games that are so inventive and challenging (and so beautiful) still being made, and I hope that you guys can…

Fuck. That.

Strange times. I’m pretty sure teenagers think I’m 60 at this point.

His only redeeming feature is his proficiency at photobombing. But he threw all that good karma away when he grew that moustache. It’s like his eyebrows tried to escape his face via his lips.

Same with Sha-la-lala-lee Woodpecker. I’ve suddenly started seeing her everywhere.

I’m convinced that Kat Dennings is actually me in disguise.

Not when you spell it like “Ansølo” it isn’t.

I still think he deserves to be sent to the Sarlacc pits for not naming himself DJ Hansolo.

Were we separated at birth?

“He thinks she’s an incredible musician who should use her intellect and channel positive energy into her song-writing, versus mundane lyrics about boys,”

No wayyyyy. With the amount of pussy that guy used to get I cannot even begin to believe this.

True story: there’s a video of me on the internet trying to get off the stage and the lead singer flipping my feet and causing me to fall. I landed on my neck, hard.