He also enjoys Shrek 2

This is incredible.

Multiple sources say he lied about it.

Oh god, even worse were the Russians. I was talking to some Egyptians about how rude they were and the Egyptians were pretty much straight up like "everyone in Egypt hates the Russians because of the asshole tourists that come here." Not super surprised given the behavior of the tourists I came across, but sheesh. I…

My Dad's family was poo (so poor they couldn't afford the R)

If only I had the money now!

Duuuuude. That's what I thought it'd be like. My stupid cousin was there recently enough and there seems to be a fair amount of tourists so I think I missed my chance. But I suppose it means the country is doing somewhat better which is good.

I was there back in 05. I love Egypt but damn there was a fuckton of sad shit and shitty tourists there.

Perfect. To Kickstarter!

I want to make a spy thriller called: "Females: codeword bitches."

"If another female is streaming"

JUS SAYIN. NO HOMO. LESS DICKS MORE CHICKS. DICKS R GROSS. I AM SO SUPER STRAIGHT.

It really unnerves me how much they make Leisure Suit Larry look like a child.

Who would they be trying to impress, by the time they're past 30?

written by a TV chef, a mommy blogger and a naturopath may not be as safe as previously thought

Hahahahaha "It fell off the back of a truck."

Oh Christ that must've been positively awful. Also Laphroaig is a peat monster, I bet they all hated it.

You are very welcome.

I have totally heard them referred to as that before which is especially hilarious because I have an uncle Declan. I'm sure he does but he deserves to have it happen all the time because it's a terrible song and it shouldn't have won an Oscar because it was written well before the film. Hahahaha I am so glad I have…

So many of my pop culture references go unappreciated in general. It's actually a travesty because normally I am like Captain America when it comes to pop culture references.