My roommates haven't watched yet.

THANK YOU.

So so many great lines.

I think I was going to have to end our friendship if you continued to not like it.

You obviously need to watch it again.

Can we just make this article about how great Unbreakable: Kimmy Schmidt is instead?

Lena, is that you?

My vision of cranky spinsterdom definitely involves IDGAF level:
public pubic scrunchy.

That's beautiful.

That's fine, because you aren't. Toes are terrible, and putting rings only adds to their terrible-ness.

No, they're the equivalent of the stupid bumper sticker she's referring to.

That is fucking beautiful and the only name I will ever refer to them as from now on.

NO. STOP IT RIGHT NOW.

That's nice

The only place for Scrunchies and "Da Bomb" is the 9th circle of hell.

Sure Lena, and while we're at it let's bring other stupid shit back from the 90's, like Scrunchies, and Soul patches, and toe rings, and Achey Breaky Heart, and Pauly Shore, and "Da Bomb!"

I'm on it.

"Then all the men with guitars wandering round with moist eyes trying to chat up way more attractive women from far flung parts of the EU with their most Oirishy of Oirish accents" you have it down to a tee. I cannot stop laughing. The gobshite from Once was singing on Henry street a while after that film came out.…

Jesus CHRIST people are terrible

same thing in Dublin. Such gobshites.