I think it's a tie hahahahaha. But that is so stupid. I'm not sure how those people remember to breathe.

It sounds horrendous, but I may have you beat. Imagine crawling for 10 minutes through passages in a pyramid with a huge ass a foot away from your nose to get to a tomb at the centre of a pyramid, and you get there only to find it is super boring and full of loud sweaty Russian tourists taking flash photos of…

I was just going to say this. Great minds. Afterwards dicks all over the Eiffel Tower, and the lost city of Babylon — oh wait Saddam already did that.

Tourists are one of the reasons I've never been to New York. Cairo was bad enough, god almighty.

Tourists are literally the worst people on earth.

Holden Caulfield is real and he hates the word totes.

Hahahaha oh you poor thing.

lol now you're just trying too hard.

it depends. Fair enough tends to mostly be a version of ok, but yeah it can come with an undertone of surprise or derision.

I think some leaked in from kitchenette

It isn't, it's more insulting how shitty your insults are.

Totes

2 years living in the US and I think I've heard the word quite about 3 times. I'm glad I haven't heard it more hahaha.

If you're going to insult me at least make it something original and cutting. Your insults are about as good as you thought my joke was.

Hahahahaha. I wonder what they think of tote bags?

You are way too angry about something so ridiculous. "Pathetic wannabe cools" makes you sound like you're a 15 year old boy who thinks he's the next Holden Caulfield.

It's the magic of my Fedora.

Someone used a ridiculous popular teenage word to make a joke?

Didn't you know? The word "totes" set fire to their house and made their dog run away.

I've never even spoken to this person before, but it's wonderful of them to keep telling me how cool I am, puts a little spring in my step.