I've never heard that version. But I'm pretty sure if someone ever said "Bless your heart" to me I'd immediately assume it's a negative. There is no way something that sincere sounding could actually be nice.

Forgive me for displeasing you, most exalted Sultan of Jokes. Please spare the lives of my wife and tiny tiny children! All the blame for the offense to your sensibilities falls on me, oh Eternal Leader.

Explaining jokes just ruins them. If you don't get it you don't need to get angry. It's not some convoluted smart people joke.

Apparently sense doesn't either.

Do jokes not exist on your planet? Sucks to be you guys.

Hahahahahaha oh wow. I didn't not know that's how Americans use quite either!

Oh man, seeing you unclog the poopy toilet pipes totes makes me want you to unclog my poopy pipes.

You have much to learn from the Brits.

Nothing is worse than when the Mom and the son in Nip/Tuck were dating. I still shudder thinking about it.

watch you play GTA for three hours

He loses at life for all eternity for not making his DJ name Hansolo.

but declaring corsets to be completely safe isn't accurate. Giving a corset to someone who knows nothing about them could easily result in damage being done.

I've worn corsets. I'm more referring to this being the same line of thought as the delusional period costume girl who's running around proclaiming that displacing organs and not being able to eat is totes fine and she knows exactly how they did it in Victorian times. Both sides of this dumb argument are dumb, but I…

Yes, corsets are completely safe

Your Victorian costume didn't include cholera? Pft, poseur.

LOL where do you live? Land of the fairies?

I am going to punch you, in the mouth.

Hyena's aren't the only mammals with a pseudopenis., but they're definitely the coolest. Binturongs and Squirrel Monkeys also have pseudopenis.

Of course my best pal would bring that up. Hyenas are amazing, and I'm amazed they weren't mentioned in the article.

Hahaha. Oh my god that poor ribcage. :(