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I thought his Littlefinger impression was better than the Jon Snow one. It was spot on.
His eternal weepy face is too hard to capture
My local store owner kicks people out. It’s glorious. If you can’t be respectful, you’ve overstayed your welcome.
True story: some guest’s +1 did this at my cousin’s wedding; it was basically a wedding dress if you married (hah) a little black dress and a wedding dress. Office printer paper white and more lace than the actual bride’s dress—justified, of course, by the fact that the +1 had been married 5 months ago and considered…
Did you ever play the Cossacks series? It’s a pity if you said “no”, because they were some of the finest old-school…
Riddle: How many burner accounts did Mayweather need to express his dissatisfaction with this comment?
Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.
Back in my day you had to CATCH pokemon! Now you can just buy them? Bah! Kids these days! Have it too easy!
My 16-year-old sister looks a little bit older so she occasionally gets hit on by boys in their early 20s. At one point, this one sorry fellow tried to convince her that “age is just a number,” to which she quickly retorted, “a prison cell is just a room.”
Nooo...cold water is one of the worst things you could use...
Screech was suspended for violating Bayside's strict Zero-Tolerance policy regarding knives on school grounds.
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Accomplice: Ok Aaron, in and out, no evidence. We hit the target, and leave.
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Also, found this Youtube video linked on the original videos youtube comment section:
I had a girl who I was best friends with become my girlfriend because of that: I was helping her move into her new apartment, and after a night of drinking and Indian food I did the dishes while reciting Othello. Suddenly I feel her behind me and I stop, but she very authoritatively says "no, don't.. keep going" ...so…