So you bought a car from the former police chief, found a random sealed pipe with wires coming out of it, and decided to use a hammer on it.

TLJ could have ended with the reveal that Palpatine was still alive.

Jason if you could quit delaying or cancelling games this year that’d be great, thanks.

“Trump Refuses to Use Safe Word While Hog-Tied to Impeachment Sex Swing”

Well, my boss and I first met at university. So, you know, I have pictures.

This makes no sense. The senate is supposed to act as a jury right? So in what world does the lead juror get to openly say that he’s going to support, and take cues from the accused person’s lawyers???

Yeah I don't know what you're on about. My tits make me incapable of understanding government. 

Yes, but Mr. Burns has a line of unsubtitled Rodian before he gets shot. It’s an odd choice.

I kinda am glad this movie exists tho. It’s so whack that it’s brilliant imo.

I don’t know. I could go buy a poster of the Mona Lisa but that doesn’t mean the real one’s not worth anything.

Agree so hard with the first paragraph. I find the second pretty offensive to literally anyone with a religion, though. Back up on the name calling.

If this drowns out the clusterfuck year Activision-Blizzard has had I will be more disgusted than I already am. Seriously, fuck Activision’s executives

Maybe Weird Al Yankovic should do a Polka version of Video Game Patch Notes.

Stop calling it “far-right” and “right wing”.

The heavy-handedness of it feels like someone insisted that Blizzard make an example of Blitzchung, not only to discourage others from similar acts in the future but also to appease those upset by the outburst itself.

“I will not be a smiling face on camera that tacitly endorses this decision.”

I really like the way he put this. 

This old Dorkly Bits video seems relevant:

Thanks!! That's my daughter and I. We're so glad you like our cosplay!

Those hobbits are amazing

The only customer question that can phase me is “What’s up with x?” “What’s up with your fried chicken sandwich?” I mean, I don’t even know what the hell that question is even trying to suss.