Am I the only one who DIDN'T like those books?

I'd love to see a cat land hard using one of those high speed camera thingamajigs.

"to help them learn knew words quickly"

Valar Dohaeris

In other news: Gym memberships have reached an all time high and the obesity problem in America seems to have taken a downturn.

Oh! OH!!! I saw Cape Cod! This geographical whiz kid is in the mood for some lobstah.

Dear god no....

To be perfectly honest, I owned the extended versions for about a year and a half, watched them once, and gave them to my nephew. I really don't remember how the films dealt with Saruman's end. As far as I recall, they killed him off right after the Storming of Isengard. He fell out the window and was impaled on a…

Thank Jeebus I can swim.

That's why I can NEVER watch The Lord of the Rings movies EVER again. I've read the books dozens of times (yes, I'm that guy) and it took me a good 3-4 times after seeing the movies to return to my original imaginative interpretations. However, I eventually did return to my original mental pictures. I just know that…

The guy with no shoes has successfully conjured up my worst childhood big-wheel memories.

I've got the Crohners too and I'm hoping that your last comment is closer to the mark. Catch ya later, gotta poo.

Little kids already act like drunks. Make sure they don't have access to the freezer or else they won't be acting anymore.

Honestly, I can totally jive with the guy who said there are no good knives in Cancun. Chef's wield knives as an appendage. As a part of themselves. To a chef, trying to cook with shitty knives is like trying to tie your shoes with broken fingers.

You beat me to it. CURSES! Foiled again!

Chiroptophobia? Yeah, I've got that.

I'm wondering how many people, while reading this article, cracked their knuckles with an extreme sense of satisfaction.

Here's one extra thing you can do in carbon fiber style...

My money's on something flat.

Creepy. My sister needle-felted a life size sculpture of her dead dog's head from said dog's fur. Not much beat's that, I'd say.