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Spider Jerusalem approved.

@SEDAGIVE?!: By the way... "He said a... he said a dirty word!!!" Love the handle. Love Marty Feldman.

@SEDAGIVE?!: Damn, you beat me to it.

Oh happy day!!!

So, who's the target demographic for this one? Actually, don't answer that. I don't want to know.

My security system? Displaced African prince, of course.

@Tetsuooooooo: I have nothing to say about this article. But I do have one thing to say. Your handle is DOPE. I have a Japanese student named Akira and I always yell, "Tetsuooooooo" at him. He always just looks at me with a confused expression when I do.

There better be some boobies in this movie. It wouldn't be Conan without them.

@collex: Heh... You do make a point there, don't you? Unfortunately I'm one of those people that cherishes the small genres and unknown bands. When, inevitably, some of these become popular, they seem to lose their magic for me. It feels like a regular occurrence to me when I hear one of my favorite bands on a car…

@collex: I wasn't actually insulting everyone who liked the movie. I was insulting anybody who, after breaking their zombie cherry with Zombieland, went crazy for zombie movies. I'm sure many veterans DID like the movie and that's fine. I thought it was a piece of crap, cliché ridden-exploitation of big name and up…

@Beatcamel: Thank you!! I'm so sick of every zombie newcomer fawning over that piece of crap.

Seriously though, if you're concerned about your privacy don't use facebook. The words "Social" and "Network" just Don't scream privacy to me. Personally, I've got very little to hide, so I could care less. But most people getting all up in arms about facebook privacy should just cool it. You're the one that signed up…

@Hamslicer: Agreed. When first heard it I couldn't picture anything but a cheesy sitcom. Now I'm fairly excited. Any word on what channel this will be on?

Everybody is talking about "unseeing" things... I wish I could unhear that ridiculous euro-garbage soundtrack on the promotion video.

Solomon Grundy born on a monday...

With their four year degrees...

"Hey, Brad! HEY!! You're gonna make me look younger and more buff with the CG right? RIGHT?! Brad? Mr. Bird??"

Don't you have enough money, George Lucas? Greedy bastard.

LEGO should definitely sell this in a "make your own" kit.