It wouldn’t be right if GWAR wasn’t first up. Perfectly chosen song for them. 

Gene?

After we pronounce him man and knife! 

Hell yeah. Great to see more old AV Club features and writers return, and what a return for Rabin and My Year of Flops. Caught Madame Web once it hit Netflix (like a smart person) and this movie is hilarious and fascinatingly bizarre. Hard disagree with the linked AVC review from its release, it IS in the so bad it’s…

If Ignatiy came back, I'd genuinely crack open a wine bottle.  Same with Caroline.

Idiots: Madame Web is a bad movie.

Rabin’s back? Rabin’s back! Nobody mention jellybeans—we don’t want to scare him away!

My world of flops was probably THE series that I most missed. Very pleased to have it back and, yeah, Madame Web seems the perfect relaunch. 

It’s Rabin! Now bring back Sean O’Neil, Tasha Robinson, and Zodiac Motherfucker!

Good god! They really are reviving the old A.V. Club, aren’t they? What’s next? A takedown review by Ignatiy? The long-prophesied return of Snarkmaster General Sean O’Neal himself?!

Megadeth - “High Speed Dirt”

You could have someone attempt “Hardware Store” :-)

Okay, now that I’ve recovered from the surprise of this being reintroduced...

Weird Al Yankovic - Dare To Be Stupid

Goddamn this makes me happy.

Paramore - Still Into You

Weird Al Yankovic - You Don’t Love Me Anymore

I’ve been on a bit of a nostalgic Faith No More bender, so “Epic”, “Falling To Pieces”...honestly any track off of The Real Thing.

Something to honor Steve Albini! Big Black’s “Bad Penny” or “Kerosene”, or Shellac’s “Prayer to God” or “Death of Radio” would be great choices.