But, you won't be holding a bottle that says Bud Light Lime on it.

Just buy Corona Light and a Lime. You'll hate yourself way less.

The real question is why was he doing Greg Hardy’s laundry?

The issue was that there wasn’t another good bag of guns around to disarm the evil, probably non-christian bag...

What’s worse, the duffel bag had a history of carrying weapons.

Man, girl twins. I often wonder if they are easier than my boy twins.

But did you fuck your imaginary friend?

It’s the same as having an imaginary friend. If you continue to have an imaginary friend into adulthood you’re ill and need help.

Um, I don’t think his point is nothing should be serious. But silly things shouldn’t try to be serious, and Warcraft is a very silly thing.

I get where you’re going and I don’t necessarily disagree with all of it. But I do think this newfound fad of saying things are bad because they take themselves “too seriously” is just... Harmful, at best. Not only because it permeates this cultural acceptance that “Serious things are bad”, but also because it implies…

I dont’t feel bad for killing but feel bad because I will miss this in Far Harbor :P

Now I feel bad for killing him because I thought he was trying to rip me off. Wonder if that has a different affect when I run across this.

People do pay to see John Cena. Smarks, rightly, think he’s boring (although the U.S. Open Challenge should be a weekly TV staple), but he’s unquestionably the top face in the company.

Nobody pays to see Ryback. I think that’s about as close to a reason as I can muster.

Beat me.

replace “study and find work” to “physically dominate children” and I think you’ve nailed it!

I like to think there were signs. Just shooting shit in the locker room “When I was growing up I had a crush on Murphy Brown.” “What, dude?”

Cleveland could always use a middling quarterback to turn into a bad quarterback.

Meanwhile, all the kid is thinking is, “Look at all these boobs!”

Alien 3 sucked way less than Alien 4