“Calling all Jan Michael Vincents! Calling all Jan Michael Vincents!”

But, you won't be holding a bottle that says Bud Light Lime on it.

Just buy Corona Light and a Lime. You'll hate yourself way less.

Yeah, but he also had to lump in the 3 prequels in there, which cheapens his criticism of this new film. He’s an old filmmaker defending his friend who is also an old filmmaker, not just an objective observer.

What?!? HAN SOLO got killed?!?

The real question is why was he doing Greg Hardy’s laundry?

The issue was that there wasn’t another good bag of guns around to disarm the evil, probably non-christian bag...

What’s worse, the duffel bag had a history of carrying weapons.

Man, girl twins. I often wonder if they are easier than my boy twins.

There is no spoiler in the title. The episode is called “Winds of Winter”. His article title spoils nothing. And you can’t act like the internet should wait until it can confirm that everyone has seen everything before discussing whatever thing it was that happened.

I missed the part in The Avengers where Thor realized that Loki was too dangerous to live, so he snapped his neck.

“Coordinate”? Some might even say “rape our childhoods”...

If you see a post-credit scene, it’s because you saw the movie

I thought it was “hired a hack to coordinate the whole thing.”

No Horn of Winter at the Wall? The entire wall crumbling down as MADE for tv or film. Also it would be cool to see a broken wall in the opening credits next season (or the season after, if the fall of the wall is the Ned’s head of next season).

Chewbacca’s personality in a droid’s body. He doesn’t give a shit about what you think.

Man it sounds like they did just that and if that’s true I will be really dissapointed.

“A bad guy with flying monkeys,” deadpans Batman.

Nope - one-time schedule shift just for this morning. We have something else running that needed the 9am slot!

WHAT?! WHAT!?