Pratt’s Bottom?

What was wrong with the designers of American cars back in the 80s? Why put square things in the middle of smoothly flowing round things that shout out more smoothly flowing round things? Those headlights buried deep behind the grille and hood line just look so out of place. Like a square dildo.

Is it just me or does the phrase “Ridiculously Awesome” really get on your wick when all the photos ever shown in this series have been just ok at best.

One reason the viewing figures are down is that in most places you can only see every race on pay TV and the free to air broadcasters only have half the races. I think people are losing commitment when they can only see every second or third race. As usual Bernie is putting money ahead of the interests of the sport…

I like how Americans don’t know the difference between Austria and Australia. I am frequently complimented on how well I speak English...

To paraphrase Enzo, I’d happily pay $17,500 for the engine, and throw away the body. Maybe transplant it into an old GTV body. Maybe just mount it in my lounge room and listen to the sound of God’s erection.

Not eating...but pooping a 911

Another award winner

Is this like a metaphor or something?

I’ve heard the Audi autopilot system will keep accelerating even if you apply the brake.

The following is a technique borrowed from Jaguar owners: buy another one (maybe two) and between them all you should have enough parts for one decent car.

This current show is not Top Gear; it is Zombie Top Gear. Or better still ... Body Snatched Top Gear. It looks like TG but is really a mindless shell of its former self that is controlled by a blood sucking alien lifeform....with red hair.

Jeremy is a personal friend of the outgoing PM David Cameron. No surprise that he is supporting his mate’s position.

I bought a similar car 2nd hand from dealer many years ago. Great car, fast with lots of character and charm. Best seats ever.

Step 1: Take the body back to a sand blasted shell

Honda is making a S2000 again. But methinks it will cost more than $15K.

Points to photographer for landscape mode.

But she is a member of a persecuted minority; a victim of prejudice...

Good analysis. Well done.

It’s pooping a 911!