CSI Jalopnik

Are you a British Lorry Driver?

Crumple zone?

They will be announcing they are re-entering F1 with a FWD car. Because apparently that’s what the ultimate driving machine is nowadays.

I know that place. It’s somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert.

I thought they were mechanics wearing their hot weather overalls.

Whilst I’m sure that it could drive down a dirt road as well as any other car/Sub Urban Vehicle, there is no way I am taking this into the outback where there are 100 to 200 very empty miles between towns. I just did a 1000 mile drive through the bush and saw at least 3 Jeeps parked by the side of the road with the…

Bought one about a month ago. It’s light, precise and mechanical. Handles incredibly well in terms of responsiveness and grip despite the (deliberately) crappy tyres. You sit low and long in a short and wide car. It feels faster than it is. There is more of a sense of occasion driving it than you get in a hatchback…

Looks like a BRZ on roids.

Having lived in Canberra, I can understand why he would think it was OK to leave his car running in his driveway. For those who don’t know, Canberra is the capital of Australia but for political reasons is located exactly halfway between the two major cities of Sydney and Melbourne. This is the equivalent of…

Kevin

Marry a European or South American woman. They will not only be able to drive stick but will also respect you for your ability to shift for yourself, match revs on the downshift and do handbrake turns.

Sir Les Patterson: “What do you do if a bird shits on your car?”

That looks great! So Swedish. Much 60s.

They are reportedly selling as many as they can make in Japan which is at least twice as much as expected and about twice the sales of the WRX. In Australia they were supposed to announce when they were going to sell them in March but so far we have heard nothing.

Try the Top Gun drinking game with your friends!

The danger we run is judging cars by the people who drive them. And judging people by the cars they drive.

2001. The Future.

That’s brake pads and new battery. Do it.

Get a European or South American partner and you’ll be sweet.