lordfancypantsicus
LordFancypantsicus, Bilious Baron of Britches
lordfancypantsicus

Bad faith has been a cornerstone of the Republican strategy for over 40 years now.

That’s exactly it. Republicans have been weaponizing bad faith arguments since at least the 70s, and Democrats refuse to acknowledge it. You can’t win an argument with somebody who is arguing in bad faith.

I know this is a petty thing, but...what’s going on with that top lip? Did he get bitten by a jackrabbit?

Sould have been Semper Infidelis.

I’m not sure why nobody sees that in some ways he’s already won. Marginalized communities will already be suspicious of the census because of this. Rumors will spread and messages will get lost in translation. There might even be some intentional misinformation campaigns by the far right during the census, to drive

From this day forward, all toilets in England shall now be known as...Johns!”

Hey now, I think we can all agree it’s more important to know if Aunt Ethel made her weekly call to Nana than it is to detect deeply psychopathic behavior among people who are actively armed by the government and given near-absolute power over vulnerable individuals in a setting that shields them from public view.

Right? And the presumptuousness and entitlement here made me furious. He thinks his natural place in the universe is as the nominee, and she’s lucky to be his token minority VP. Try the other way around, Joe.

*homeopathic free-range organic love in plant-based packaging.

I admit, I’ve considered hunting down some whalebone and setting up a shrine to The Outsider. For reasons.

That’s the frustrating thing. I love most of Bernie’s policy ideas, but he’s got this huge blind spot on race. All he had to do is acknowledge it and do better, but last night Harris gave him side eye when he only mentioned women and the LGBT community in a spiel about diversity. It’s like he’s TRYING to hurt himself

I watched him in the debates with Cruz, and it was...not good. I kept seeing openings and opportunities that I, a public speaking novice, could have capitalized on. And I watched him walk right into rhetorical traps that seemed, to me, painfully obvious. 

Thank you for calling out that BS so effectively.

This is exactly why businesses can’t be trusted to regulate themselves when it comes to safety. That’s the government’s job.

I’m not really arguing against that. The problem is saying “we can’t impeach because it won’t get through the senate” when that logic isn’t being applied elsewhere. Because it’s disingenuous logic. We really can walk and chew gum at the same time.

No, for you see, the Democratic Elders have proclaimed that it’s useless to impeach because it won’t make it through the Senate. So instead, they’re passing tons of bills that won’t make it through the Senate. See? Logic!

Right? My wife and I are both overweight, and I think she's hot, but I just feel disgusting. Many overweight women gain some shape to the hips and boobs, but I, like most overweight men, just look like a potato. I’m still astounded every time she calls me sexy.

Thanks, I hate it.

Armed with their deadly bear arms (to which they are constitutionally entitled).

Let’s all say it together, shall we? Fuck Rahm Emanuel in his corrupt, shameless face.