Right? My wife and I are both overweight, and I think she's hot, but I just feel disgusting. Many overweight women gain some shape to the hips and boobs, but I, like most overweight men, just look like a potato. I’m still astounded every time she calls me sexy.

Thanks, I hate it.

Armed with their deadly bear arms (to which they are constitutionally entitled).

Let’s all say it together, shall we? Fuck Rahm Emanuel in his corrupt, shameless face.

Yup. More proof that Schumer and others in party leadership don’t recognize the change of norms that has been happening for at least 3 decades now. There is no principled undercurrent to the shallow stream of modern conservatism.

“It was a terribly difficult decision,” said venerated former Senator Collins, rheumy eyed with age, “but <mealy mouthed excuse>. I did what I thought was best for the country. I couldn’t have known that <obvious real-world consequence> would happen.”

Sorry, all I heard was, “I sleep with a cumstained full-size body pillow featuring the image of a prepubescent anime girl.”

If it helps, I've read enough of your posts that when I saw his reply, I immediately expanded the thread to see how you were going to prove him wrong. 

You mean all those bills that will also not make it through the Senate?

Right? You’d think that as students of Roman history who just overthrew a monarch, they would have been REALLY careful to make sure the executive branch couldn’t exercise this kind of unchecked power.

And to black people. We have to spend so much time and energy reminding the South that the Confederacy was, in fact, bad, that it’s easy to forget that New England was only different because of economics. We forget details. Like that after the British left following the revolution, thousands of freed blacks were…

Just paste it over his sticker instead 

‘Nonono, see, that was supposed to be “brown people,” we just couldn’t put that in writing.’

If state bar committees are anything like state medical boards, then it very much depends on the state. If Florida’s state medical board is any indication of the quality of their Bar, I think there’s a pretty good chance he’ll at least face a disciplinary action. Maybe not disbarment, but likely more than a letter of…

The delightful irony is that part of the reason so many people are moving here is because of Texas’ generous corporate tax policies, combined with a comparatively low cost of living. I got my current job because my company moved a part of their operations here from California, and a lot of transplants came with them.…

You know, even with a micropenis, you can still live a happy and fulfilling life. You don't have to be like this.

In a follow-up statement, Majority Leader Nancy Pelosi stated that she “did not feel it was in the best interests of the country” to pursue cannibalism charges, but that Democrats should focus their energy on electing “reasonable, centrist, anti-cannibalism candidates” in the upcoming 2020 election. 

Yup. What does it say that the president is too disorganized to indict?

Same.

“Dad...how can you hate The Colonel?”