Counterpoint: It doesn’t matter if he was a terrorist, because all that implies is motivation, and his motivation frankly doesn’t matter to me. The effects it caused, however, are basically identical to terrorism. And many other white mass shooters also WERE terrorists, they simply weren’t referred to that way in the…

So next year, then?

*Level of politeness depends upon your skin tone, politics and religious practices.

You’re assuming the investigation will be done in good faith. What’s actually going to happen is that ICE is going to assume that the Juan Gonzales in their deportation database is the same Juan Gonzales that is on the voter roles. Which means they’re going to say voter fraud is “rampant.” ICE has already had several…

Seriously! It has to stop; my doctor and my exorcist both say I can’t take any more.

I’m sure some of them even relish the idea of these people returning to death and violence. If the last year has taught us anything about ICE, it’s that the agency attracts some truly sick, sadistic fucks.

I’m sure some of them even relish the idea of these people returning to death and violence. If the last year has taught us anything about ICE, it’s that the agency attracts some truly sick, sadistic fucks.

Oh, trust me--the damage to education is a feature, not a bug. They know EXACTLY what they’re doing.

Hey now! I do that with my beard, and I’ve only committed like 10 atrocious acts, tops. And that’s only if you count that stupid lasagna incident the state police were so upset about.

Agreed, I positively adore this man.

I used to be a campaign chairman like you, until I took an assault accusation to the knee.

Really? I’d say that deserves congratulations.

Also, they were previously ticketed for speeding and one of them once had to go to the principal’s office at school. Just saying, seems like they’re “no angels!”

How do you satirize a reality that already reads like satire?

Well...congrats on having a pension in the first place I guess.

I think most of us would rather send you in their place. Maybe then you might develop some inkling of the desparation and fear that cause a person to bring their family hundreds of miles, risking everything to give them a better life.

It’s called “weaponizing bad faith,” and it’s a skill the Republicans have honed to a fine art form.

Okay, I don’t usually come down on the “leave the poor men alone” side of the argument, but I think everybody could benefit from a little context on the eye-rollingly bad marketing these businesses do to both men and women. The really sad thing is that this business is not an outlier, it’s just targeted to a different…

Because our immigration system is set up to make it almost impossible to become a citizen at will. Serving in the military is the only feasible route for many immigrants if they want to become US citizens. In fact, the military counts on it. You don’t just get to decide to become a US citizen. If it was that simple,…

Shouldn’t this overreach of Federal government bring the States’ Rights folks out of the woodwork?