I had a cold all weekend so on Saturday I was medicating myself with blueberry lemonade mimosas. I dunno if it helped, but I sure felt better.

Okay, everybody drop everything! Me just hit with new theory, and this is last chance to discuss it! Because we all know neither this nor any other web site will talk about Game of Thrones until next season in 2019.

My sister, who is maybe a shade lighter than I am, went to the Dominican Republic 2 years ago on vacation. On her first day at the pool, she was taking off her beach cover-up to lay in the sun in her bathing suit, when she sees one of the resort’s activity coordinators for the pool, come over, mouth agape. My sister…

Wow, this is really edgy! If this had come out a year and a half ago, it would have been in Suicide Squad with 21 Pilots and dad rock!