You fool! That's obviously that one Armenian guy from System of a Down!

We thought she was just REALLY bad at the white elephant thing but no…

I hate to burst your bubble but some of them were assholes.

What, no love for Gus the football kicking mule?

You and me both brother.

You don't remember all the cats?

Good dog.

To borrow a line from my friend and former employee Jon Lovitz…
"Yeah, that's the ticket!"

I think Freddie is busy.

What about if MC Scat Cat is there?

I thought Chris Sale did all that?

Victoria Jackson i could get behind. Eddie never did anything to me.

Or I'd name one Jay. In honor of Jay Buhner, Seattle Mariner legend.

I'd name the biggest, grossest stinkiest one The Donald.

Axel F does the body good!

My dog loves nugs and Steely Dan.

We've moved on to "Smarter Than Trump" and "Power Hungry".

Start a fight with the new Secretary of Agriculture? Claim that Hormel Bacon's drippings are what Trump uses as a skin conditioner?

If SNL was all about doing the most popular impressions we would still be doing Keenan's Cosby.

I learned the term "Get Away Sticks" from that movie.