Talkies ruined REAL cinema, man!

That's why i get paid $10 more per movie than other actors.

i will admit to laughing at the Whale Cum spit take gag.

Insta bed with never flat pump is my porn name.

Did you see Katsuji on Chopped? He was definitely a different person on that show than the quasi villain he portrays on Top Chef.

My favorite line to quote, and I do it all the time, is "Those are GOOD reasons" from Linus when he asks why he should memorize his lines and Lucy makes a fist and tells him she has 5 reasons to.

I re-watched all the old "Lyle The Intern" bits from Letterman.
With a baby in our house this year meant lots of tv and we saw every episode of House of Cards during February. Went back through Frasier and The Golden Girls. Also started watching old Sesame Street episodes from when i was a kid (late 70's early 80's)…

in 1987 i won a "Free Hairstyle" haircut at our school carnival. I was in 3rd grade and had never had a hairstyle before. I went with, you guessed it, a dirty rat-tail.

10. River Whyless - We All The Light
9. The Avett Brothers - True Sadness
8. Southern Family - Assorted artists
7. Hayes Carll - Lovers and Leavers
6. Conor Oberst - Ruminations
5. Drive By Truckers - American Band
4. Har Mar Superstar - Best Summer Ever
3. Sturgill Simpson - A Sailor's Guide To Earth
2. Sara Watkins…

Upvote for River Whyless.

i think it was Dwight, because I believe that a matchbook was jammed in the door lock. He was using matches to smoke that cigarette with his ex gf a couple weeks back. I think he felt bad for Darryl and wanted to let him out. Running into Jesus was just lucky.

This is like reading my diary if it was written by the Children's Television Workshop.

Oh. i had no idea we were talking about ABV's…

You would. Harder huh? Hard isn't hard enough?

True Story!

I wish she was still on :(

Better than his "I was high on coke at the time" stories?

I'd go with Grey Seal off that Elton album but Funeral For A Friend is waaaaay underrated.

I only have a comically huge suit. Can I still attend?

The correct answer is "Go To Extremes".