Did it sizzle? 'Cause, you know, he's a demon from hell?

***Bob Dole shuffles away, sadly with pen clutched in his paw***

That's why you have to stock up on the 4th of July ones when they are out. 'MERICUH!

If taking a kid on a play date to a park counts as a regular date he's both.

I wonder how many times Marshawn Lynch was close to eating those three poisoned Skittles?

Alicia Keys >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Black Keys

He only liked a couple of songs of Gish. Somehow.

Just re-listened to Devils and Dust last week on Spotify. i have one of those Duel CD / DVD things they were trying to make popular so i was never able to get it into my iTunes account. Some good stuff on that album!

Did I miss The Spinners? I musta. Cause The Spinners are the best 70's soul music that was ever put to plastic. Yeah, i musta missed their mention.

Have you lived in Milwaukee? That seems to help knowing these bands.

Just go. You won't regret it. Even if you do no further research. I'm not one for religion but attending one of his concerts is as close to "Church" as I'll likely find.

I'm fond of his cover of the SNL classic "Christmas Treat" aka I wish it was Christmas todaaaayyy

You have the largest, weirdest and most eclectic collection I think. Abba and Alien Sex Fiend. All American Rejects and Apocalyptica. Cheers to you, random internet music fan!

America's greatest hits album cover was done by, you guessed it, my old pal Phil Hartman.

That was pretty satisfying actually.

Still not enough for me to ever want to be in NYC.
Wait…

I'm scared to visit Maine, I don't want to be just another homicide statistic.

Tell me you wouldn't watch this:

I wish she would look at me the way she looks at Colin Jost in rehearsals…

I'll bet i could spill those ice cube trays on the way to the freezer.