Admit it. You've had this list handy just in case a story like this popped up!
Bravo to you, it is a grand list. I just wish it had something from Silver Linings on it.

Articles like this keep me coming back to the AV Club. Bask in the nostalgia, click some vids and remind the whippersnappers bands used to play their instruments.

A Cassingle? How 90's!

The jeep that shot out a boat? Had it. Crappy green motorcycle that turned into an even crappier helicopter? Had it…

"What are you all looking at?"

You ever dunked a basketball….on WEED?

I'll be in someone's bunk…

See, you're just milking it now.

That's a whole lot of chesticles!

This is starting to feel like piling on.

Yeah, but they had the poor person's version of Pam Grier in it. She died when got scared of the voodoo coconut heads. That felt weird typing that but even weirder watching it.

Not half bad. Upvote.

You had me at farty boner corpse

I think she's funny.

I don't need to read the other comments to know the correct answer is 80's WWF super villian Nikolai Volkoff.

He knows his lot in life and has embraced it. Not everyone can be JT. Good for Joey.

Have an upvote. That's how.

Anything that features Joey Fatone (Fat One) and isn't a Progressive commercial gets my attention!

So, basically raised by wolves then?

Oh yeah, I'm on the Sturgill train fo sho! Saw him in concert last year and had a blast. He's a little more out there than the classic sad country stuff Hayes does best but I like them both.