A frozen rope. If you're down with the baseball lingo.

7 Transformer movies and not a single Gobots film?

Jon and Ponch. Cagney and Lacey. Cliff and Norm. Flint and Lady Jane. Donatello and April O'Neil. Screech and Lisa. Leia and Chewie. Me and a real human woman.

I'm disappointed. I thought this was going to finally be a show about dandruff!

Mostly I like to hear myself talk.

Laughter needs no gender identification.

I tried to warn her.

OH, ok.

So, no one offered it to Ringo? He's alive, you know?

Mr. Garrison was meant for this list!

I have blocked "Mercury Mistress". You're welcome.

Did you go see this play with Mayella Ewell, Tom Robinson?

Into the Pool, Again.

He looks like my step dad.

I'm a married guy who's only ever been with his wife. That said, this seems awfully rapey to me. Am I wrong?

Songs From. I'm not learned enough for orchestras.

Probably the first soundtrack I've purchased since Clueless.

That'll happen as soon as the Saved By The Bell gang's kids show up in middle school with Mr. Belding as the principal!

I thought they d….OH NO THAT"S JODIE SWEETIN!

And?