@That Guy: Don't forget, they already have completely free, downloadable, Google Music there! They are the guinea pigs, we cannot let them die.

@cc: I think that applies to most Apple products, unfortunately.

@Ioncloud9: I honestly don't know whether that was sarcastic or not. I honestly don't know. I can see both tones being correct.

@chadbeckwith: Reference to Futurama, not a typo, I believe.

@Ninja Zombie Dinosaur: I used to love that series.

I am honestly surprised this app was approved. What with Apple parading Facetime as an open standard, and their habit of disallowing apps that "duplicate functionality."

Away from her lair, Ursula is much less intimidating.

The Double Down is now the "Doublicious Sandwich?"

I'm surprised nobody mentioned the fabled "B" battery yet. It basically died out, much like we hope the C and AAA batteries will, and looked like an oversized 9-volt (another problem battery, btw).

Personally I hope it's the first one. I've had enough pf every little discrepancy in theory being explained away by another unknown particle/energy.

@J_Frank_Parnell: Schroedinger's cat also did not just poop in its box.

I was more entertained by the Skittles commercial at the end - I hadn't seen that one yet.

@philselmer: I thought that powered zombies, not aliens?

There's a lot of hate coming from the comments, but I think this actually sounds pretty amazing.

@ortizlgnd4: Hey, man. I'm sorry you're being attacked like this, it's just that most people who make claims such as this are intentionally trying to inflame people.

@Diode: Some wishes come true.

@brijazz: Please don't promote the trolls, even if it is to mock them.

I'm feeling kind of inadequate with my ATI Radeon 4770.

What's the source for the title image, if you don't mind me asking? It looks wicked awesome.

@Algerad: Really? Why's they switch?