The Mercers make the Kochs look like Bernie Sanders.

“We are knitting a blanket for our president’s child,”

I went to the stock market today. I did a business.

Woof - I would smoke Chelsea Handler’s weed. For one, let’s fucking support a woman for trying to break through a “man’s” world.

...judge, judge, judge, judge, judge

Judges gonna judge.

SAME GIRL

I’ll do it for you. Can’t wait to see how Bristol Palin’s third try at abstinence works out!

What the fuck is wrong with those guys?

Pepperdine is the ultimate mediocre privileged white kid school.

It is masterful! Hats-off to Carrie Battan, who I am now following on Twitter.

The subtle trolling (shade?) throughout the article is amazing. My favorite is the title, “Louise Linton is Super-Duper Sorry.”

“I wear Soul Cycle every day” is the “Let them eat cake” of 2018.

I feel like Rand Paul is mediocre, white man Dr. Nick.

Now’s as good a time as any to note that Rand Paul spent years holding himself out as a board-certified doctor, even though was certified by the National Ophthalmology Board an off-and-on board which he created, and not the American Board of Ophthalmologists, whose certification hangs on the wall of damn near every…

I don’t understand how republicans can love Jesus so much, he was a hippie, ffs! He HATED rich people and called the accumulation of wealth evil. He was all about taking care of the sick and poor. I don’t get it

It’s the “appeal to authority” logical fallacy, with a crispy Christian crust.

So...Jesus saying things to Pence...isn’t that what the rest of us would call ‘thoughts’ or ‘ideas’? I really don’t understand these “Jesus speaks to me” types - how do they know it’s Jesus speaking to them unless they’re actually having psychotic delusions of a diety sitting on their shoulder whispering into their…