Is “I have a hot eastern European wife” the new “my girlfriend goes to another school, you don’t know her....”?

A Simple Poem of Anger

“I have a hot eastern European wife, as everyone knows” 

If I was a betting woman, I’d put money on her running for office.

Running for Ted Cruz’s seat? Governor Abbott? Kicking it on a beach? Whichever she chooses, I wish her success.

Please please please let this mean she is running for office.

No I think we will get that. I don’t really know what made Bill Cosby feel like he had the right to sexually abuse scores of women. I do know, however, that regardless of the reason he’s still a piece of shit.

Yeah, it was also funny when Shelby Lynne said it a decade ago.

I don’t want to touch the rest of it with a ten foot pole but this right here:

Megan, you missed the best line in the interview, which is actually from the David Marchese, the interviewer:

I am always and forever here for Ann Curry dragging the shit out of everyone. She is incredible.

Just stop at “I hope she gets better”

That’s not at all what she said. What she said was she understood the issue more after she had kids, which is fair. I am all for designated rooms for breastfeeding, but as someone who doesn’t have an infant hanging on my tits half the time I generally don’t notice if a building has one, because I am not actively…

You actually sound insane. Just FYI.

Are you being serious? This woman is an Iraq war veteran who lost her fucking legs piloting a helicopter that went down and you’re going to drag her like that? Consider your bullshit before you share it, please.

What a ridiculously uncharitable reading. She explicitly says she cared about it, but noticed new things about the issues when she was undergoing it herself. This is natural, and exactly why we want all kinds of diversity in our representative bodies. She never refused to sign an airport breastfeeding bill - she just…

Uhhh...she’s a double-amputee from her service in Iraq. Pretty sure popping out kids is easy-peasy for her. If you’re saying she didn’t care about mommy problems before she became one, does anyone?

Gotta think she’d be better off in a hospital or at home with a midwife, but if she wants to give birth birth right on the Senate floor, who am I to stop her?

“Wait, we can swear?” - the previous 157 victims

Yara Shahidi is an incredibly impressive young woman and her dressing isn’t even the sharpest thing about her. She’s going to take over the world and look cool as fuck doing so.