But in actuality, it’s an acronym for “The Cucks Undermining Trump Can’t Understand The Crazy Useless Taxes Act.”

I’ve already branded his presidency “shots, shots, shots.”

The “opposite of whatever Obama would’ve called it” Act?

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It really drives me up the fucking wall that this guy has been allowed to market himself as some sort of “reasonable” conservative just because he can use his big boy indoor voice and go potty all by himself.

“Take a chill pill, vagina havers. No, seriously, it’s the only pills I’m allowing you women things to have,” the Kasich said.

He dismembered her but didn’t kill her? Then who did? Is he going to claim a One-Armed Man is the killer?

To put the disgraceful deal given to Whitefish into perspective: Whitefish, a two year old company whose largest electrical engineering contract to date was rewiring a museum in Newark, NJ, got a $300,000,000 contract to rebuild part of Puerto Rico’s electrical grid. Meanwhile, Fluor Corp., the century old…

I hope those who voted for him who have family or friends who are addicted see this as the slap in the face that it is. My brother in law (former, my sister eventually divorced him) is an opioid addict. The problem isn’t “just say no.” It’s “take this if you want to be able to get back to work after your…

By declaring the opioid crisis a “National Health Emergency” rather than a “National Emergency”, the funds available are only those in the HHS emergency fund (rather than the virtually limitless funds Congress can allocate under a “National Emergency” declaration).

I’m not saying we need corn pop diversity. Corn pops aren’t people! But if you’re going to the trouble of making one brown, let it party with the other corn pops, for god’s sake.

Well the brain dead british baby was white so of course he matters more than a brown child 

Trump wanted to save the British baby that was brain dead, but this little brown girl who has spent her entire life in America? Nah, f$&k her.

True words. I’d rather invite Dave to my Halloween party, hopefully bringing his DeNiro impression.

Kristin, dear, one could argue that you “lost your minds” when you decided not to vaccinate your children BUT SURE HAHA ANOTHER DOG.

Ugh, can we all agree to just ignore them until they go away?

Could be playing the long con, trying to make the Parks too expensive as a way to drive down attendance and manufacture an excuse to dismantle them, while also having fewer Americans experience them and making them more susceptible to “why should we care about this dumb thing” propaganda so we don’t object when they…

They wouldn’t have kept her long enough to give birth here, just long enough to be to far along to abort.

They were just going to delay until the abortion was no longer legal, then deport her before birth.

I dont get it. Does the DOJ think all these undocumented pregnant minors are crossing the border because they want abortions or because they want anchor babies? How can there be an “interest in promoting childbirth” when theres also an interest in killing DACA? Are we literally trying to create new babies for ICE to…