Meanwhile, in football...Gimmy Jaroppolo has given the Patriots a Dutch town.

That, sir, is a cornball statement.

Is this allowed? Then fuck all of you, my team is AWESOME!

“That toughness comes in handy in a place like North Dakota. You see, up there, jamming your numb fingers against someone’s ice-cold helmet happens every practice. Getting decked on the cement-like dirt is just how a play ends.

From East Passyunk to Manayunk, from Port Richmond to Darby, from Chestnut Hill to South Philadelphia, we shall fight on.

but his character made him that six-tool guy

I’d say he looks like a grown up version of Beavis.

For a player some had written off entirely, it’s pretty cool. He just turned 21, and actually has a chance to play a role (even a small one) for one of the biggest clubs in the world. And I think the level of competition in the ICC, even though they’re exhibitions, are at least at the level of an average MLS game, if…

I don’t think he’s their buddy, guy.

Sure, a lot of guys on here make a lot of headlines, but none have the quiet consistency of James Dolan. His meddling is Duncanesque in its fundamental excellence.

This is on the FA and their 3.5 million pound manager, Roy Hodgson.

Offside - the side opposite where the ball is currently located

This is a pretty ignorant article, in my opinion. This is how refereeing works in literally every sport (strike zones, the NFL catch rule, NBA fouls and flagrant fouls). Also rules like the NFL catch rule have shown that further detail and parsing of the rules can not only not have the intended effect, but can have…

Time to get Danny Drinkwater over here.

“... I even saw someone wearing one of those beer dispensing helmets”

His college calls have been fantastic, but I’m still partial to his work calling Happy Gilmore’s first major win at the 1996 Tour Championship.

Technically don’t most soccer leagues have 80+ teams, just divided into tiers?

Bradford is so out of touch with the league that he requested a trade back to St. Louis.

I love that the Flyers basically spent the last half of the third period on the PK because they are a garbage team supported by garbage fans. That major penalty->fight->throwing shit on the ice->delay of game penalty sequence was just high comedy at its finest, especially when it led directly to two power play goals…

Make America 8-8 again