One of my favorite gifs. Everything he does he does better than me. The swing, the bat-flip, the swagger, the socks with shorts. I want to be that five-year-old when I grow up.

I see the resemblance. Superman also destroys any city he passes through.

Howard wants a piece of that sweet, sweet Gold Bond Powder money. Who wouldn’t?

No way Drake should be in a Chicago team’s clubhouse after that crap he pulled against the Bulls.

Goose Gossage.

he uses computers all the time. computers love him. he has fantastic computers, with many many friends.

How the fuck did I not know about the flames in Seattle? That’s some good Motherfucking US of A right there.

This is super embarrassing. The Canadiens have already retired the number 1M.

Mathis went on to say, “everybody knows that donkeysauce is just mayo and bbq sauce and that shit is never going to get you a ticket to Flavortown.”

What a shot. He should Basque in the glory.

Read the entire list like it was the Poke Rap.

Fucking hypocrite getting plenty of support from the big banks, I see.

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

In Peyton’s defense, Papa John probably tastes better than his pizza.

When they cut to Peyton sitting in the locker room as the representative of the Colts’ Super Bowl victory, he was drinking a Gatorade in front of a pallet of Gatorades. Papa John was also one of the first people whose hands he shook as the game was ending. He is very, very good at this.

Ligue 1 wouldn’t be so bad if Newcastle would stop buying and ruining all of their good players.

TOM BRADY DEFLATED THE FOOTBALLS AND PEYTON MANNING DID PEDS AND RUSSELL WILSON HAS NEVER HAD SEX AND CAM NEWTON STILL HAS THAT FUCKING LAPTOP SOMEWHERE AND ANDY REID IS ACTUALLY TWO ANDY REIDS WEARING AN ANDY REID SKIN SUIT AND BRUCE ARIANS AND SAMUEL L. JACKSON GO HAT SHOPPING TOGETHER AND TIM TEBOW IS BEING…

Best of luck, Mort.

I know you hate soccer, and to be sure, I don’t love it, but you’ve gotta admit that Zidane’s headbutt was fantastic. He’s a legend playing out the last game of his international career, and was getting ready to retire. Only it’s in the goddamn World Cup finals, and it’s tied in overtime, and then holy shit he just…