So not only does the booklet cost $12.99 but it also contains recycled content. So Glamour wants to overcharge plus sized women for old information.

Tyga and his landlord are not in a great place right now.

If Karlie Kloss isn’t there....who took the pictures Bobby?! Think about it....

When I clear away the dishes at dinner, I ask my wife “Are you Sammi and Ronnie done or Done-done? “ before I take her plate.

How do you think she got those cat ears? Pissed off a wood sprite.

all girls are real girls.

If you aren't going to throw in a cow and four bolts of good cloth, sit back down.

I mean, it isn’t that unlikely. If you grew up in a religious, conservative home, or just prioritized your own career goals over dating, it’s completely reasonable. Personally, I left my own upbringing behind several years ago, but I haven’t had sex yet because dating feels like a waste of time when there’s Netflix…

I bid two goats and an acre of farmland of a goodly soil.

got a top eight of ex lovers

Chyro?

Snobbery is gross.

Oh fuck that nonsense. I don’t give a single shit about Kanye West or any of his manifold emotional damage, but sneering at rap music is beyond silly. What is this, 1985? Rap musicians have created some of the most electrifying works of verbal artistry of the modern age. Kanye’s a weird old piece of shit, but he is…

VARIETY PACK

I don’t even have a kid to thank for my lopsided boobs. These are ALLLL genetics, baby.

No. EVEN WITH THOSE ABS, HE IS STILL THE WORST RORY BOYFRIEND.

So Kristen Stewart is....Taken?

Candy Spelling

maybe it would have been nominated if it was a polar bear

Fuck IPA fever. I am so sick of wasting ten minutes per table explaining our vanilla espresso IPA, our 36,000,000-minute IPA, our Antidisestablishmentarianism IPA. Go hump a barrel of hops and GTFO of my face.