I could definitely be talked into that one, plus the idea that he was actually suspended during his first retirement.

Using Chapstick causes you to need Chapstick more, so that you need to keep buying it. Why else would I be addicted?!

Tony Romo is an elite quarterback.

I believe Area 51 exists and we have UFOs there.

...that Michael Jordan’s father was killed by the mafia due to his inability to pay off gambling debts

I definitely believe the Knicks’ envelope was frozen or otherwise tampered with in the 1985 draft lottery. NOTE: I am not Bill Simmons.

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind